How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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