She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
These tits shall not be calmed
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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