Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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