Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
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