Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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