THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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