No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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