There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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