am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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