i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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