i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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