just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
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