Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
