People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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