Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
