I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Damn victory sex feels great
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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