Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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