this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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