She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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