Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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