ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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