They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
