I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Randomize