i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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