everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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