If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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