So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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