at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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