Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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