you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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