You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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