When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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