The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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