im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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