I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
It was confusing and full of hummus
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
This toilet bowl is my home.
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