Porn is love you can see.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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