im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
We had sex on a dog bed..
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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