it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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