Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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