shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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