When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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