OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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