No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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