Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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