so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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