im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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