Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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