And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
