Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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