i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
your like the ambassador to my penis.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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