I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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