Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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