Can i not drive my cunt home
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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