what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Hippo gnu deer
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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